I have a weird phobia: that my house stinks. I've always been worried about people coming over and it smelling weird/strange/dirty/stuffy/gross/what-have-you.
Until a few weeks ago, this fear was mostly unfounded. Then this happened:
3oz white vinegar
2oz conditioner (yep, the stuff to make your hair silky & shiny)
Stir it, don't shake. If you shake, massive amounts of bubbles form & it takes forever for them to go away. It will take a minute, but you want all the conditioner to dissolve. Pour into a spray bottle & go to town!